(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
PROFESSOR VON DRAKE:
Well, boys, you've dropped by
just in time for a sneak /sniːk/peek /piːk/
of our upcoming /ˈʌpˌkʌm.ɪŋ/ exhibition /ˌek.sɪˈbɪʃ.ən/.
(SHUDDERS IN EXCITEMENT)
I just love science /ˈsaɪ.əns/.
Don't you?
No! Every time we come here,
something bad happens to me.
(SLURPS)
Welcome to
Revolutionary /ˌrev.əˈluː.ʃən.ər.i/ Inventions /ɪnˈven.ʃən/,
the Latest in
Scientific /ˌsaɪ.ənˈtɪf.ɪk/ Breakthroughs /ˈbreɪk.θruː/.
First up, the Atomic
Sandwich Splitter /ˈsplɪt.ər/!
Ooh, so science-y! /ˈsaɪ.əns/
(SLURPING)
Finally /ˈfaɪ.nəl.i/! A device /dɪˈvaɪs/
that slices /slaɪs/ a sandwich
into perfectly equal /ˈiː.kwəl/ halves /hɑːvz/.
But that's
impossible /ɪmˈpɒs.ə.bəl/.
Not anymore.
(BEEPS)
(DEVICE WHIRRING)
(SLURPS, EXHALES)
(SMACKS LIPS)
(GROANS)
(QUIETLY) Mick. Mick.
Hey, Mick. Mickey.
Mickey Mouse. Mick.
What?
Where's the bathroom?
I don't know.
It's over there somewhere.
Thanks, buddy.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
What was that?
Oh, no. Goofy!
"Oh, no" is right!
He's taken one of the pods out
from our time machine.
Now why would
he do that?
Well, he needed a restroom
and I sent him over here.
Ooh, he's gonna mess up
the time pod.
DONALD: Uh, guys.
(GOOFY LAUGH)
Ooh, that's bad.
It's even worse
than I had imagined.
What's happening?
Well, if someone is traveling
already back into the past,
their very presence
could cause
a great big ripple effect
throughout time itself.
Contaminating
the existing time line,
producing a terrible
catastrophic result.
See that frowny face
I drew?
We're gonna have to travel
into the past
and bring Goofy back
before the whole planet
is forever Goofified.
This is my fault.
It should be me
who goes.
Phew!
And Donald.
What?
Oh, no! Uh-uh! No way!
(LASER WHIRRING, FIRES)
(SHOUTS ANGRILY)
(SQUEAKS)
There, good as new.
What did you use
to reattach it, Professor?
Super-strength glue.
Yeah? 'Cause I
would have used
duck tape!
(CACKLES)
Get it, duck tape?
(LAUGHS, SIGHS)
Right, not the time
for jokes.
(GROANS)
(THUD)
The time pod
has been programmed with
Goofy's exact coordinates.
All set, Professor.
(ALARM BLARES)
(CRACKLING)
I hope they're not too late.
(GOOFY LAUGH)
(WHIRRING)
(SQUEALS)
You gotta admit,
this is pretty awesome!
(GAGS, RETCHES)
(WHIRRING)
(CRACKLING)
Ooh, everything's
all prehistoric.
Hey! There's Goofy's time pod.
(LOW GROWL)
(WHIMPERS)
Whoa, Donald, look!
(DINOSAURS CALLING)
Well, if they
all look like Goofy,
then they must be friendly.
Hey there, big guy!
(BELLOWS)
(ROARS)
Not friendly! Not friendly!
(FOOTSTEPS FADE)
BOTH: Phew!
(PTERODACTYL SCREAMS)
Help!
Hold on, Donald!
(GRUNTS AND STRAINS)
(SCREAMING)
Don't worry, buddy.
I gotcha! I gotcha!
You okay, pal?
Donald?
What?
(GOOFY LAUGH)
That sounded like Goofy.
Come on.
(GOOFY LAUGH)
(GOOFY LAUGH)
(GOOFY LAUGHS)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS)
Behold, primitive type
cave people.
It is I, your king!
(CRACKLING)
(ALL GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)
This is definitely
gonna take longer
than I thought.
Longer? I've got
to get out of here.
Listen, we can do this.
We just need some kind of
overly elaborate plan.
I know. We'll just
take some of
these jungle plants
and fashion a crude catapult.
Then you...
Donald?
(PANTING)
Run!
(RUMBLING)
(ALL GRUNTING
AND SCREAMING)
(ALARM RINGS)
(ALL CONTINUE GRUNTING)
(DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC
PLAYING)
(CRACKLING)
(EXPLOSION)
(ROARS) Huh?
(TOOTH SQUEAKS)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(WHIRRING)
Well, we've got Goofy,
but that still doesn't fix
the contaminated time line.
Why did you have to drink
all that soda, you dummy?
Donald, that's it.
We'll set the time machine
to arrive one minute
before Goofy drinks that soda.
We can fix everything!
Well, boys, you've
dropped by just in time
for a sneak peek of
our upcoming exhibition.
(BLAST)
(GRUNTS)
Whoo-hoo!
Hooray!
You saved
the time line!
Uh, hey, Donald.
Where's your butt?
Oh, no!
Should have used
duct tape.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
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