(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(CLEARING THROAT)
Friends, loved ones,
I've gathered you
all here to tell you
something important.
You see I... I...
(GROANS)
Just spit it out!
Yeah, Mickey.
You're amongst friends.
You can tell us anything.
Yeah, Mick. Tell us!
So, uh, you know
how it's my birthday
tomorrow?
ALL: Yeah.
And you know how much
I like my birthday.
ALL: Yeah.
Maybe we could
(SQUEAKY, HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
skip the surprise party
this year?
ALL: What?
(WHISPERS)
Skip the surprise party.
ALL: What?
(YELLS)
Can we please skip
the surprise party?
Oh.
Gosh, Mick.
We thought you loved
your surprise party.
(SWITCH CLICKS)
Uh...
I wouldn't say love.
(MUSIC PLAYS ON TV)
ALL: Surprise!
(SCREAMS)
You might say traumatized.
(TOOTH SQUEAKING)
ALL: Surprise!
(SCREAMS)
(REMOTE CLICKS)
Or terrified.
ALL: Surprise!
(SCREAMS)
MICKEY: Horrified.
ALL: Surprise!
(SCREAMS)
Paralyzed.
(TIRES SCREECH)
(EXPLOSION)
But love,
yeah, I think not.
I know my surprise party
is your way of showing
how much you care.
But how about we do
something small?
Like, um...
(GASPS) A birthday cake.
That's a great idea!
Yeah!
I believe the correct
pronuncification
is (SPUTTERING) "burfday."
So, you guys promise?
No surprises?
You're the birthday boy.
Absolutely.
Oh, boy! This is gonna be
the best birthday ever!
(SPUTTERING) Burfday.
(BIRDS TWEETING)
My birthday!
No surprises.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
♪ No surprises!
♪ No surprises!
(MUFFLED)
♪ No surprises!
♪ No surprises! ♪
(TIRES SCREECH)
(EXPLOSION)
(SING-SONG) Who's ready to see
Mickey's birthday cake?
(ALL GASP, GROAN)
Oh, no.
You call that a cake?
This is no
"happy" birthday cake!
I need a cake that shows
Mickey how much
he means to us.
(CRYING)
Something big!
Not just big.
Really, really big.
Not just really,
really big.
Really, really,
really big!
GOOFY: Not just really,
really, really big.
Really, really, really...
(WAVERING YELL) Really...
Big.
Oh, Donald.
The surprise-free birthday boy
is ready for his cake.
Donald?
(DOOR CREAKS)
That's odd.
The party was here
last year.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
Goofy's!
(CHUCKLES) Well, I figured
the party would be down here
'cause... Guys?
Hmm...
Minnie?
(YELLS) Where is everybody?
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(ZAPPING)
(SMACKING LIPS)
Bigger! (GIGGLES)
Yoo-hoo! Anyone?
Golly, it's almost as if
everybody's off planning my...
(BRAKES SCREECH)
Surprise party!
(ALL STRAINING)
(ALL CHEERING)
We did it!
What's everyone
standing around for?
At this rate, we'll never make
a cake big enough for Mickey!
Looks plenty big to me.
Bigger! Bigger!
You!
Me?
Make cake bigger!
Now see here.
You can't simply...
(WHIRS)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(DISTORTED, SINISTER LAUGHTER)
(ALL SCREAM)
(MONOTONE) Bigger!
MICKEY: (SHUDDERING) Oh,
they're out there somewhere.
Waiting to surprise me.
Nowhere to run.
Nowhere to hide.
They could be here!
They could be there!
They could be...
(SHUDDERING) Everywhere!
Just get it
over with already!
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
Uh-oh.
(SCREAMING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Traumatized, terrified,
horrified, paralyzed!
GOOFY: Help!
Goofy?
GOOFY: (SCREAMING) Help!
Goofy!
No more surprises!
I can't take
any more surprises!
Hey, pal.
I know you're scared,
and you just want to curl
into a ball and hide,
but your friends
need your help.
So, it's time
to surprise yourself
and go save your friends!
You're right,
I mean, I'm right.
I'm coming, Goofy!
(GOOFY PANTING)
Goofy!
Hey, Mick.
You running from those giant,
deadly candles, too?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(FAST-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
(BOTH QUACKING)
Oh, no, no, no...
(SCREAMING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL BOOING)
MICKEY: Quick, guys.
We're going down.
We gotta lose some weight.
(ALL GRUNTING)
It's working!
(WHIMPERING)
(MOOING)
MINNIE: (MONOTONE) Bigger!
Minnie?
Minnie!
(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
Hang in there, Minnie!
(GRUNTS)
(EERIE TUNE PLAYING)
(MICKEY GRUNTS)
Minnie. Oh...
(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
I wish there was some way
to get through to her.
Wish! That's it!
My birthday wish! (GRUNTS)
(INHALES DEEPLY, BLOWS)
(FIREWORK BURSTS, WHIZZING)
(HORN BLOWS)
Minnie, if you can hear me,
I just want you to know
it isn't the size of the cake
that matters,
but the size of the heart
that bakes it.
The size of the heart.
It isn't the size of the cake
that matters.
It's the size of the heart
that bakes it!
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
(GROANS)
(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
(MINNIE GRUNTS)
(SHATTERS)
(POPS)
Whoa!
Minnie! (GRUNTS)
I got you, Minnie!
I got you!
(PANICKED CHATTER)
Ha-hah!
Oh, Mickey!
(RUMBLING)
(POWERING DOWN)
(ALL GROAN)
(GROANS AND SLURPS)
Mmm.
MINNIE:
Oh, gee, Mickey.
I guess our cake
turned out to be
a big surprise after all.
Well, it sure was...
Surprisingly delicious.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Happy birthday,
dear Mickey.
ALL:
♪Happy birthday to you ♪
(MUSIC PLAYING)
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